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Jealous Girlfriend Shoots Her Boyfriend Seven Times, Including Three Times To The Penis (Video)
Posted by Maitlynn on March 01 2017

A man whose long-time girlfriend shot him in his manhood 3 times actually survived!

The shooter, Della Flores, suspected her man of having an affair and decided to take it upon herself to give him what she thought he deserved. Her boyfriend, who was sleeping at the time, said he woke up to what sounded like fireworks before realizing he had been shot in his penis once, his scrotum twice and his neck, upper back, and thigh. 

At first Flores, stupidly, thought she could tell the authorities that she didn't know who did it. Of course, upon searching their home, officers looked in her closet and found a newly-purchased 32mm handgun inside a Victoria's Secret bag (because of course that's where women keep their guns). 

Flores is now being held on $750,000 bond and her boyfriend will survive, but it's still up in the air on if his penis will ever be fully-functional again. 

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