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Would You Get A Neck Massage From A Python? (Video)
Posted by Maitlynn on March 20 2017

NOPE. NO. NEVER.  That’s all we can say about this German hair salon offering snake massages while customers get their hair done.  Apparently some psycho thought it'd be a great idea to let a freakin' ball python named "Monty" to massage people's necks. We're no snake experts but we're pretty sure pythons are the ones that squeeze things in order to kill them. With that being said, why in the world would anyone think it would be a fabulous idea to let it just chill on your neck? 

As the video below says, "90% of Monty's body consists of muscles.”  Yes, muscles it can use to KILL YOU!  "The massage is done by contracting them constantly." Again, not snake experts here, but has anyone considered that constant contracting is the snake preparing to squeeze someone's neck? 

We can not be the only ones who see the danger in this but hey, it's a practically free service for the insane while they get their hair done!  All the hairdresser asks is that customers bring a small contribution or donation for the snake's food. One of these days someone won't have to bring a contribution for the food because THEY will be the food. 

Tags:  crazymassagesnakeswtf
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