Here's your lesson for the day, everybody, if you make the conscious decision to date a stripper, you really have no right to get angry. You definitely don't have the right to try to burn the place down.
Well 21-year-old Creio Bishop didn't really get that memo when he decided at about 3:30 a.m. on a Wednesday that he was going to burn down JB's Gentlemen's Club in West Virginia.
Someone passing eventually called in the fire, but not before Bishop yelled at them and told them to mind their own business.
Bishop was caught in a WalMart parking lot, arrested, and will be charged with second-degree arson.
Looking at his mugshot, we hope nobody is surprised he is an arsonist. What you should be surprised about though is that this guy had a girlfriend, a stripper girlfriend!